Correcting a Colorado Birth Certificate

Amélie’s birth certificates came in May. They were nice and crisp and lovely new, so I filed them in the “To File” box. Then, just recently I went to file them and realized that her middle name was spelled wrong. Oh that silly State of Colorado – those dummies made a mistake.
Didn’t think it was much of a problem til I checked up the correction process on the Vital Records site, downloaded the correction form & WHAT WHAT?! $20 correction fee PLUS I’ve gotta pay for all new copies ($17 for the first, $10 for additional copies)?! But it was COLORADO’S fault, Vital Records’ fault, not mine! I even had a copy of her birth certificate form I sent in, showing that I had spelled her middle name correct: S-O-L-E-I-L.
Finally got a hold of the vital records corrections agency & they shuffled through their files and found that my midwife had spelled Amélie’s name wrong on HER form that she sent in. Vital records told me that I could ask my midwife to pay the correction fee, but that she doesn’t have to – and I wouldn’t ask her anyway, since she gave me a killer poverty-deal on my prenatal care/birth. And, obviously, I probably wouldn’t ask to have her pay for the extra copies, since buying three was my choice.
IF I would have noticed that error within 30 days of receiving the 3 birth certificates, then I wouldn’t have to pay nada. But, now I’m going to blame the English language for making “IE” look more correct than “EI”, because I certainly don’t want to take credit for overlooking my daughter’s name on the only important record I’ve been in charge of her whole life.
So, shitty-kitty, now we get to count up $57 out of our change bucket to pay for the correction. How expensive are those thick pieces of paper with the water stamp? Seriously?!


