Little Mama's Lowdown

photo by moodeous

The dogs, they hald a convention
They came from near and far
Some came by automobile
Others came by car

But before they got inside
And were allowed to have a look
They had to first take their ass-holes off
And hung them on a hook

They entered in the hall
(Each mother, son and sire)
Hardly were they seated
When some mongrel hollered FIRE!

Out the door they ran
No time to really look
Each grabbed an ass-hole
At random off a hook

They got their ass-holes all mixed up
Which made them very sore
To think they didn’t have the one
They’d always had before!

And that is why to this day
A dog will leave a bone
To go and sniff another dog’s ass
He’s looking for his own.

- unknown author