Amélie’s Growth: 1 week


I thought I’d have a baby in my arms by now. Since I don’t, I figured that she might be waiting for me to take maternity pictures… so I set up the tripod and wiggled around the studio floor this morning. It was quite a workout: pressing the timed shutter, getting positioned on the floor, then hopping up again while the correct facial expression was fresh in my mind. The ones laying on my back were hardest to get in and out of, next to the Hollywood pose, which is why the only ones I’m posting are the ones which required the least amount of physical exhaustion.


photo / AmysFun
I’m 34 weeks along and completely covered in stretch marks, so I can’t imagine what I’m up against in these last 6-or-so weeks. By completely I don’t just mean above my belly button and on my thighs, but hello evil red welts on my ass crack!!
Some people like to tell me that I don’t oil up enough, but that’s just not true. Since I found out I was pregnant I’ve been saturating my skin in olive oil and natural body balms. After spending much too much on fancy oils and balms showing no promise, I decided to do some research of why my body is so stretch-mark-prone, and which oils and vitamins will actually help me through this last “stretch” of pregnancy. As I wait for my shipment of oils & vitamins to come in from Swanson’s, here’s the research I compiled that I sure in the hell wish I had 6 months ago:
So, Why the hell do you get stretchmarks?
The skin and underlying tissue stretch beyond their ability to give, and the collagen deposits located deep in the tissues break apart– the skin actually rips and tears. The tiny tears heal, resulting in scar tissue. Then you’re left with red, pink, purple or brown depressed streaks in the skin. Stretch marks often appear as small, red, pink, purple or dark brown depressed streaks in the skin.
Genetics play a major role in whether or not you will get stretch marks, and if your mom or sis got them during pregnancy, you probably will too. Supposedly a sensible diet helps skin to stretch better, which would explain all mine, and why my health-nut friend has NONE. Dry skin tends to be less elastic than well nourished skin, thus why you should slather on the oil. Ina May Gaskin’s Spiritual Midwifery claims that women who are “uptight” are more likely to get stretchmarks too, so it’s important to practice stress management and rub out any tension you have in your belly… and although I like to think that I’m down-to-earth, my dad says I may be one of the most uptight girls he’s ever met. I don’t know if Ina May actually meant it to be that literal.
So what can you do?
Now, any creams or lotions for stretchmarks should be totally avoided during pregnancy and after. A Much Better Way‘s article on 10 Safest Products for Pregnancy explains. Stick to body oils! Or make your own and save yourself tons of money (since most oils are just drops of the effective stuff in a carrier oil like Almond or Olive oil).
Cloth diapering is just as convenient as disposables. It is one of the simplest changes we can make in our families with the largest impact to our health, environment and wallet.
Click here to see what types of toys to avoid! Get used toys– vintage! Kids will play with anything! Although I would drool over those little Barbie battery-powered jeeps I’d see cruzin around, I loved my cardboard, home-made car just as much, plus I got to paint it and getting an upgrade was as easy as finding a new box!
And now for the last little statistic, which I found to be quite disturbing:




French photographer, Thierry Bouët, has had his newborn photography circulating the internet for quite some time now… although I’ve just picked up on it. Supposedly, only faces a mother could love, but I find them pretty beautiful and moving! Check out more of his babes here, and to see more of his other work, visit Thierry’s website.
Last month I received my first coupons for WIC (Women Infants and Children), a program run by the Food and Nutrition Services of the USDA which provides Federal aid to more than 8 million low-income pregnant, breastfeeding, and non-breastfeeding postpartum women, as well as infants and children under the age of five who are deemed to be at nutritional risk. I was pretty stoked to qualify for a program which would lessen my financial stress… but as my WIC officer began explaining the “Allowable Foods List”, I started losing my excitement. Except for the $8/month they give you for fruits and veggies, you aren’t allow to buy anything organic.
The fact that the USDA doesn’t encourage pregnant & nursing mothers, infants, and small children to eat organic food is not only mind-boggling but infuriating to me. WIC claims that they do not limit women’s choices or their individual dietary preferences in any way, stating that it “safeguards the health of low-income women, infants, and children up to age 5 who are at nutrition risk by providing nutritious foods to supplement diets, information”. Without the option to purchase organic products, women and their children are being forced to comply to a list of products laden with pesticides, unknown growth hormones, added sugars, artificial sweeteners, and genetically modified ingredients.
Each month I am given coupons for the following:
Overall, I can save about $25/month with WIC, which is really sweet. However, I don’t use the milk or egg coupons because those products scare me shitless! I just wish I didn’t have to waste that money… and it seems pretty rediculous to me that pregnant women should be drinking almost 5 gallons of freaky-deaky milk each month!!!
However, when I complain frequently to my dad about WIC, he reminds me that the WIC program today is much better than it was when I was born. New USDA rules for WIC food includes more fruits and vegetables, more whole grains and less foods high in saturated fats. The WIC program is meeting basic nutritional needs at a minimum cost– with finite funding, increasing food costs and increasing caseloads, many state WIC programs find themselves under pressure to cut costs. Often organic foods are treated as luxuries. Many states prohibit WIC recipients from using their WIC benefits for organic food, while other states which once allowed the purchase of organic food have reversed that decision under cost pressure.
Due to the changing economy, the number of WIC eligible families is growing tremendously and WIC funding does not increase with the number of eligible families. The program is trying to stretch its funding as much as possible so no one gets turned away, and the cost of feeding two families organic food would cover three families eating conventional product. It would be difficult to justify turning away one family in order to feed two families organic food. Supposedly, state WIC administrators are very receptive to information about pesticide residue in conventional food and the effects of pesticides on children and all of whom share a concern about adequate nutrition. It’ll be interesting to see how WIC unfolds by the time my baby has a baby.

This Sunday was my Mad Hatter tea party co-ed baby shower! I invited over 100 people on accident by way of Facebook, but thankthelordabove that only a fraction of them showed up. The women came at 1:30-ish, and the boys started showing up at 3, after all the cutesie gift-opening went on.

One of the coolest things about the party was the onesie-painting. Chris and I both being artists, it only seemed natural to do something creative.
My host, Drie suggested that we set up a tie-dye station, but Chris reminded us that then our baby would have to wear tie-dye (heaven forbid!!)… so I was hoping to do the Elmer’s Glue batik glue resist thing, but we couldn’t find the glue anywhere in town, which was probably all for the better since that would have been much too involved. We ended up filling Dixie cups with a dollup of acrylic paint, and then watered it down so the paint wouldn’t dry so stiff. It was awesome what my guests came up with, and I’m sure you’ll see lots of Baby in the decorated onesies in the near future!
Opening the presents was MY favorite part, mostly because we didn’t really have Christmas at home this year, and myself being the baby of the family, it was hard not opening many presents for the holidays (boo hooo). I probably didn’t invite enough middle-age women to totally score at the shower, but I did get a bunch of really cute smaller things… like the socks above from my sister-in-law’s mother. My 2-year-old niece, Betty, came running up and in the picture she’s saying “little shoes!” which was the cutest thing she said all day.

I did score an Ergo!!! Probably the most important thing on my baby registry, bought by my ex boyfriend’s mama, who I love very much. I knew it was coming, but it was still a highlight of the day.

Above, the “preggos of the party”… but really only Summer and I are pregnant. Drie, my best friend in the middle, is going to school for costume design and decided to wear a pregnant suit to host my shower in. It was pretty funny because people were talking behind her back the whole time, unsure when she “got pregnant”. Only a few people approached her about it!! She also made our hats, mine was my Christmas present. And, yes, I can see through my eyes when I smile!

My sister and I were laughing about how our parents’ eating habits have changed since they split up. My dad eats stir-fry for almost every meal, and my mom usually eats granola. I came to the conclusion that my mom only cooked when they were together because I couldn’t stand stir-fry and she didn’t want me to starve. Sometimes she’d wake up early in the morning and make me breakfast, like pop-overs or German apple pancakes. Often, I’d be a snot and tell her I didn’t have time to eat breakfast, so she’d warm it up for me when I got back from school. Memories made go searching for a recipe online, then I modified it so it wasn’t so damn sugary.
• 2 Tbsp. butter
• 2 apples, peeled, cored and thinly sliced
• 2 Tbsp. maple syrup
• 1/4 tsp cinnamon
• pink nutmeg
• 1 lemon wedge
Preheat oven to 450ºF. Melt the butter in a pan over medium heat, then add the apples and splash the maple syrup on top. Sauté until apples are tender, & add the cinnamon and nutmeg. Remove from heat & add the lemon juice.
While the apples are sautéing, mix up the batter with a whisk or in the blender:
• 1/2 c. flour
• 1/2 tsp. salt
• 2 eggs
• 2/3 c. milk or half & half
• 2 Tbsp. brown sugar (optional)
Cover the bottom of a greased pie pan with the apple sliced & pour the batter on top. Bake in preheated oven until puffy & brown on the edges, about 15-20 minutes.
Serve with maple syrup or a squirt of lemon juice sprinkled with powdered sugar. Mmmm!

photo flickr/toriejane
Natural cleaning products are safe, work well, & you can save money by avoiding the toxic ones at the store! And these recipes are oh so easy…
CREAMY SOFT SCRUB
Use it on counters, sinks & tubes. Rinses easy & doesn’t leave grit!
• Pour 1/2 cup baking soda in a bowl
• Add liquid soap until it is as thick as frosting
WINDOW CLEANER
Put all ingredients into spray bottle, & shake to mix:
• 1/2 tsp liquid soap
• 3 tbsp white vinegar
• 2 cups water
ALL-PURPOSE CLEANER
Put all ingredients into spray bottle & shake until washing soda dissolves:
• 1/2 squirt liquid soap
• 1/2 tsp washing soda (like Arm & Hammer brand, found near laundry detergents)
Apply and wipe off with sponge or rag.
OVEN CLEANER
• Sprinkle water over the bottom of the over. Cover with backing soda (grime should be totally white). Sprinkle more water on top.
• Let sit overnight. Wipe off with sponge or rag. Use a little liquid soap on stubborn spots.
(If it doesn’t work, you haven’t used enough water or baking soda.)
FURNITURE POLISH
• 1/2 tsp olive oil
• 1/4 cup white vinegar or fresh lemon juice
Mix in a glass jar. Dab a soft rag into mixture & spread onto wood surface.
Cover glass gar and store for later.
MOLD KILLER
• 2 tsp tea tree oil
• 2 cups water
Combine in spray bottle, shake to mix. Spray on moldy areas. Do not rinse.
DISHWASHER DETERGENT
• 1 tsp baking soda
• 2 tsp liquid dish soap
Make a thick paste & use it like any other detergent.
You can use pure white vinegar as a rinse aid!
Although it’s slightly creepy that you can see people’s private births online, Youtube’s got an enormous selection so see how calm drug-free waterbirths can be. Thought I’d share: